Hats (a conversation between poets)


Matt: There is nothing good about a hat

No one ever amounted much with a hat.

Bex except Churchill..he was rather dashing in his hat.

Matt:  (pauses) Ok, maybe Churchill, but not dashing,
more sturdy looking, and that was because he was a bald and
his hat wouldn’t come off without squeaking, so he kept it on

throughout the war.

Bex: What about Charlie Chaplin..he started the whole bowler hat craze..he rocked that hat!

Matt: (pause) Ok, Charlie Chaplin was…rather iconic, but he’s equally known for his twirly walking stick isn’t he and his moustache?
Bex: and Lincoln. His stovepipe hat was classic!
Matt: Lincoln also had a wierd beard, you need a wierd beard to set that hat off.
Bex: Umm…What about Washington, Napoleon and The Lone Ranger..oh yeah and Roy Rogers dude!

Matt: Cowboy hats are ok, but do we all want to look like JR from Dallas and end up shot? As for Napoleon, damn silly triangle hat, enough said.

Bex: Why do you hate hats so much anyway?

Matt: Cause I can’t wear one and not look stupid.

Bex: (big grin) You know what?

Matt: What?

Bex:There have been a lot of cool men in hats!

Matt: (small reluctant grin) Yeah, there has.

Bex: But guess what?

Matt: What?

Bex: There is one man who doesn’t wear a hat that is pretty cool too.

Matt: (confused) Who is that?

Bex: You!

Matt:  *puts on bowler hat* You forgot Oddjob.

Published by Bexley Benton. (Pen name)

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog.

4 thoughts on “Hats (a conversation between poets)

  1. Matt is a regular cut up…we seriously had this conversation and I said, or he said..(one of us said) we should post it…and here it is!! LOL Obviously we added to make it funnier..but honestly the thinks we get ourselves into..heh

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