Lying ineffectually in bed

Lying ineffectually in bed,
an unwilling participant,
in someone else’s sex life.
Let this be a lesson to you…
she is not even good at moaning.

Turn, turn, turn,
turn over again,
find that cool spot,
you know is not there.

Lying ineffectually in bed,
wondering, as one might,
in such lofty splendor,
if there is a delicate way,
to make one’s presence known.

Turn, turn, turn,
turn over again,
and try to close my ears,
before they blush.

Lying ineffectually in bed,
the sacred shattered.
Feminine mystique my ass!
Praying for an orgasm,
so I can get some fucking sleep.

(Having a flatmate has its strange pitfalls)

Published by B

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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