Never mind my bloomers
you cheeky mad confessor!
Do I take looks into your dresser?

Never mind my appeal
you apple bottom peeler!
Unhand or you will be unmanned!

Fruit of the loom
is quite good enough for me.
How dare you mention acreage!

Never tease
with clever eyebrow waggle
anyone who has perfected
the wedgie maneuver.

Published by B

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

4 thoughts on “peeping

  1. Love your “cheeky poems.” I’ve been away from you too long!
    I forgot how often you make me smile!

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