I hear the hedgehog hedges his bets.
He’s not a serious gambler anyway.
He just likes the river.
I hear the mockingbird
just wants to be understood.
He could also use a cell phone.
I hear the pig is vastly annoyed
by having his home called pigsty.
He cleans it twice a week, whether it needs it
Robin wants to change his name.
The blackbird wants affirmative action.
and do not get me started on the Cuckoo
He’s just nuts about Martha Stewart.