I have an unhealthy passion for this lamp. I cannot even express how much I adore it. I need to know how much it costs so I can pretend to one day be able to buy it. It makes me happy just looking at the damn thing.
If you wondered where all my feminine stuff went (the parts of me that would like dresses ) apparently she went to this lamp, because this lamp makes me feel female and not at all comfortably girly. Even reading it back it sounds weird.