Notes to self: June 5, 2016

Blocking out the sun with dark curtains doesn’t stop time. It merely makes you sleep longer than you should have. Staying up really late is your true problem. Stop rolling your eyes at me.

Garden knomes appear to bloom in Spring. They are popping up like Daisies. totally just thought of Mushu from Mulan didn’t you?

Milk Duds are NOT breakfast food.

How many times are you planning on knocking over your lamp? This is like, what? The 5th time now? Klutz.

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I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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