Nobody ever gets my jokes


At work a co-worker teased me after I startled him by unexpectedly showing up when he didn’t anticipate it. He responded with “Where did you come from?” My answer was cheeky “Heaven!” He laughed and responded “You were probably hatched from a turtles egg.” to which I even more cheekily replied “Nope. I was raised by Wolves!!” at which point I completely lost it laughing.

Nobody gets my jokes.

I’ll explain, my maiden name is Wolf, so I was, quite literally, raised by Wolves!
Har har har!!
I’m hilarious…just ask me.

Published by Bexley Benton. (Pen name)

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog.

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