Just me and my selfie


When I’m bored, or feeling particularly goofy (which is pretty often) I take selfies until I start laughing. Recently, I figured out how to get my cell to take 4 photos in rapid bursts 3-5 seconds after each shot. (It took awhile because it uses hand gestures and after trying for 15 minutes I was contemplating a whole new hand gesture I wanted to use on it..if you know what I mean)

Anyway, the hilarity began when I realized that no matter how hard I tried, my boobs kept getting in the way..no, seriously! Those bitches are photo hogs!

The last 2 photos had me laughing hysterically for 10 minutes straight. I straight up sounded like a wounded goose I was laughing soo hard.

Ugly pictures are the best. Comedy gold!

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Published by Bexley Benton. (Pen name)

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog.

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