Do normal people do this too?

I’m not exactly sure, but I think I’m the kind of klutz that should be studied by scientists. I do things that seem normal in my brain for 3 seconds, which is just long enough to cause my body to obey its commands until the rest of my brain goes.. “You said it was ok to do what??!!” Followed by horror and a mantra of repeating “fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!”

Like, once I went to toss something into my bed and tossed the drink in my other hand, (instead of the thing in the correct hand) right. onto. my. duvet. Sigh**

This morning I had a glass of orange juice in my hand. I had an item in the same hand that I was carrying in my palm. I meant to let go of that item and let it fall onto my bed. Instead I tipped my glass (and its contents) straight out of the cup and onto my pillow. I literally stood there holding the glass thinking “this is soo fucking you! Idiot!” Yay!!

I’m thinking I can’t be trusted with beverages anymore.

Published by Bexley Benton. (Pen name)

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog.

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