If my body parts had a conversation


Body: I don’t get it. We push the metal things inside for 8 hours?
Brain: Yup. That’s what we do.
Body: But…they bring them back out again?
Brain: Yup. They do that.
Body: Why do we bring them inside if they keep taking them back out again?
Brain: Dunno…why do I keep singing the same 15 songs on a loop? We do what the Big B tells us to do.
Body: Big B is kinda dumb
Brain: Yeah, but she’s funny.
Body: (suspiciously) You actually secretly like those 15 songs on a loop don’t you?
Brain: “Holding my white flag, my white flaaaaagggg”
Body: Stop or I drink an Icee
Brain: RUDE!

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I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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