Well, I’m an idiot!


I feel too gross to explain it again..so I’m just gonna share the text to my sister to explain why I am officially the dumbest person ever!

Gratefully, the Lyft driver was someone I know…I didn’t throw up until I got into my apartment (but only just) I hate vomiting more than I can adequately convey.

I’m gonna go die now.

Published by B

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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