Received a FB messenger DM from a random guy. He literally wrote: “Hello Pretty..” and nothing else.

Am I….am I supposed to respond? Ohhh..I think I’m supposed to be complimented that some asshat took the time (2.3 seconds or so) to contemplate me as a human and think.”eh…good enough..I bet she’ll love it if I compliment her looks in a way in keeping with every catcall ever created. Women like that, she won’t mind right? She should thank me for throwing her a bone boring with those poems and intellectual discussions and junk.”

Yawn. think…he deemed me worthy of a superficial compliment!!! Be still my beating heart!! NOT.

He might have, at the very least, actually read my about me page:

Published by B

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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