This one comes from the adorable old man who thanked me for taking his cart in the parking lot by telling me a pun.
“Did you hear someone broke into the police station last night and stole all the toilet seats?
They tried to catch the guy but they had nothing to go on!”
Dude, I know you thought I didn’t appreciate the joke but, the truth is, I was just startled because it was unexpected. I freaking love puns and I wish you’d heard me chortle over it after you drove off.
ps. You are the most adorbs grandpa person ever!