Apparently my heels are like eggs


What I mean is, they are cracking. This comes from working on my feet 8.5 hours a day AND probably because I sometimes have to do it in rain or snow, which obviously, leaves my feet wet and prone to… you guessed it! Cracking.

Fucking hurts. I have like 5 deep lacerations that look like fissures in my heels. The left foot being the worst. I have ordered pumice stone, cracked heel balm, and special treatment socks (if you know me you know I hate socks with a passion) that I promise I will use until I have a prevention and healing plan in place for future need. Cut me some slack it’s never been this bad before (honest!) The order should arrive by Tues.

Meanwhile, I’ve got to get through tomorrow to get to my weekend. Did I ever mentioned Saturday is the WORST day of my week? Last week was completely fucked up. Short of staff, overwhelmingly slammed and…it rained..a fuck-ton. It was not my favorite.

Ps. Eggy is lying on his back like a sunbather and it’s making me hysterical.

Published by B

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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