Capricorn secret #3

Socially, I am a car crash, a traffic stop AND a bag of freaked out inner dialog wanting to go home and eat a pint of ice cream, rolled into one conveniently awkward package. If we don’t know each other much I’ll probably be attempting to avoid #1 saying something geeky (in case you don’t get the reference to a show, game or fad I only started vibing to 20 years after everyone has already seen it, played it, or remembers it) #2 being overly sarcastic (because you might not realize it’s sarcasm) #3 letting on in any way, shape or form that I actually really, really, reeeaaally want you to pick me as a friend.. because, we Cappies don’t really have that many…ok, maybe 2 or 3..but, we wish we had more…and we kinda cry and get upset about it.. sometimes…but alone in our room.. cause OMG! Don’t ever let anyone see or know we cry or we will just DIE!

In truth, Capricorns are secretly shy with a huge stone-face facade firmly in place until we know you actually want us as friends…and then, and only then, do we relax enough to be our true goofy selves.

Published by B

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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