Seriously, that last post was NOT a confession! It’s just a meme I thought was cool. Family and friends totally just decided I’m dating someone on the sly. Oh please! I never leave my fucking apartment.
How am I gonna date, through the mail slot? No, Joey D! I don’t ACTUALLY have a mail slot. (Somebody get me outta this!)
This is my actual routine:
- Return from work
- Buy groceries
Yup, I’m soo exciting! On occasion I’ll take a walk downtown and take photos. Last week I went with Shay to see Cruella it was brill! That’s. About. It.
If Eat Street didn’t deliver and Apps didn’t exist (I’m looking at you Board Kings, Happy Color, Cat Game, Topps Disney, Libby, Netflix, Prime Video and Viki) I’d probably consider going to the library. Thanks to Libby I have the library come to me. Oh, and I order stuff online…too much!
There, now you know what a pathetic loser I am. I need a pen pal who isn’t creepy.
ps. The lovely comments about my selfie post were truly sweet..thank you! 😊)