The Hatched Baby Sculpture

Soo..umm.. apparently the Hatched Baby sculpture was stolen and refound this weekend. They cut off his head. Police found it because someone posted a photo of it in someone’s living room. They recovered it from someone’s front yard.

I’m trying to be sympathetic, honest. It’s just that the Hatched Baby sculpture being stolen is just soo fucking funny. I tried to be fair, it is art and all that but, it’s also one of the ugliest fucking sculptures I’ve ever seen. I am not excusing the behavior by any means.. it’s just that it reminds me of when someone in my home state stole the fucking Big Boy from in front of the Elby’s restaurant. I’m pretty sure it was a drunken college student raid.


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I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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