Exit a store and spot a man beating the crap out of his little puppy.
Shay: “Hold my purse!”
:::a pause::: a male scream is heard…
Sister returns holding a puppy.
“Isn’t he just the cutest little smookie wookie?! Who’s a cutie?! You’re a cutie! Yes, we gonna go get you some puppy toys…yes, we are!”
Pass by a man lying on the concrete holding his bits and sobbing.