Oh honey,

Soo, it was 12 midnight and I was attempting to get some sleep finally. When, suddenly, out of nowhere, my brain goes…”I wonder if the honey in my cupboard has gone bad from when Shay was here, it’d be a shame if you wasted it” the voice sounded like my grandma, not gonna lie. Soo…I found myself looking up the shelf life of honey at 12 fucking midnight.

This…is my brain, every fucking night.





Oh, since you are now wondering…Honey can live indefinitely on your shelf as long as it’s properly stored at room temp with a good seal. Manufacturing sets it at 2 years, but that’s mostly because they want to sell more honey and 2 years seemed kinda fair.

You’re welcome.

Published by B

I am B (call me BB and I will gut you) I like daisies, books, and men who understand the wisdom of Kermit the Frog. I refer to my favorite person as TMW5T Why? because if he had 6 I'd call him TMW6T, duh!!

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