According to a lady on Instagram, if you use Gmail or similar, you can see what Google thinks it knows about you, and bases its ads on, simply by typing in adssettings.google.com. I actually found mine to be kinda interesting. I didn’t realize how often I use the search bar…lol Here are mine:
First of all, I found Eggroll a theme song..for dangerous missions. It’s actually called “Eggroll” it’s like Fate! 1st off this (down below) happened before I left the house to get Eggroll this morning: ( All transcripts will be directly from my Facebook posts) “Omg!! This letter I got this morning really upset me sooContinue reading “Meet Eggroll”
I finally got around to watching Love, Simon. It was kinda ok but, the book was completely more fun. No, really. The book was laugh-out-loud funny. It was a romance, this was…this was..well, something else. The movie made the coming-out aspect a whole “thing” instead of the extremely adorable romance it really was. WTH doContinue reading “Love, Simon”
Weird dream. I got in line at the library to look up the book A Wrinkle in Time and see if they had it, proceeded to unframe a cross-stitch I was working on while in line, and told the desk guy, who didn’t care, about writing a book in Columbus (literally couldn’t remember the nameContinue reading “The library dream”
If I stand only here and never move I never learn what other views exist. What other vistas I have not seen staring, as I have been, in one direction. Maybe I will choose this same dream. Maybe I will return to this same spot and be graced by things I never noticed beneath myContinue reading “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step”
I am adopting a cat. His name, is Eggroll. Yes, Eggroll.. (that’s the name on his online profile). I was surprised to discover that Eggroll is, in fact, a popular name for a cat. I googled it and found quite a few mentions of cats being named Eggroll. I decided to keep the name butContinue reading “I’m going into labor, sort- of, but not really…”
Don’t take me for granted because I am worthy of more than just your love, I’m worthy of my own and while flowers that aren’t watered wither and die, that won’t be I… I am a tree and my roots lead me to find my own nourishment, enrichment, and shade. It may only ever beContinue reading “Love me, love me not”
I wasn’t expecting perfection In fact, dirty faces are preferred here. Pretty is just absurd here in this place of broken/mended/ broken that leaves treasured scars behind. So smash it those pretty glass masks you wear. those hurts you can’t bear. Try on instead these warm tones of you I like you in blue IContinue reading “The beautiful you”
“When day comes we ask ourselves, where can we find light in this never-ending shade? The loss we carry, a sea we must wade We’ve braved the belly of the beast We’ve learned that quiet isn’t always peace And the norms and notions of what just is Isn’t always just-ice And yet the dawn isContinue reading “The Hill We Climb by National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman”
Ok. Gotta admit it..I totally enjoyed this reading. I chose #4 Malachite and when she got to “Thanks, it’s the trauma” I laughed soo soo hard because that is kinda the black humor that lives in my spine. When she got to Psychic medium my guides were like hahahaha..”shes calling you out”….rude!… I’m an intuativeContinue reading “Pick a card reading”
I’ve finished the Webtoon Miss Abbott and the Doctor and now I’m terribly, horribly sad… It was my favorite one…WAH!!!!!
Why is the math book soo depressed? Because he has soo many problems.
If you ever do fall in love again with someone special, he better fucking do this shit or we don’t want him. I mean it bitch! Signed, Present time me.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.