Category Archives: Bexley Benton

God: ” Ps. You’re gonna need to actually leave your apartment, he won’t fit through the mail slot you don’t even have”

So, I came up with the brilliant idea to challenge my sister to a puzzle-off. She lives in Ohio and I live in Wisconsin, so this will be done long-distance using social media. I’ll need to get 2 of the same puzzle so I’m aiming for around Thanksgiving for the challenge date. Keep your eyesContinue reading “Puzzle Challenge”

This is actually tomorrows, but I wanted to post it before bed. I saw this t-shirt at work on a friend and asked if I could snap a photo of it!

I was bitterly disappointed when I tried to take a filter photo of Eggy with a mustache. Apparently, the thing only works on human faces. Then, I had an idea! 💡 Now, I can’t stop giggling. I’m legit cackling like a witch. I may just pee myself. Funniest damned thing I’ve seen all day!

Seriously, that last post was NOT a confession! It’s just a meme I thought was cool. Family and friends totally just decided I’m dating someone on the sly. Oh please! I never leave my fucking apartment. How am I gonna date, through the mail slot? No, Joey D! I don’t ACTUALLY have a mail slot.Continue reading “Omg stop!”

I had to yell at one of my cart guys today. It hurts to be the bad guy. 💔

Every year I take a photo of myself full body, to remind myself that I am in love with me, all of me! I’m not skinny, not even close. I struggled to live up to others opinions for many years, even lost 60 lbs. The thing is, I’m just happy at the weight I amContinue reading “Not a perfect 10 and that’s perfectly ok!”

Got into an argument (debate) about how I think I look best in B&W images. In color my face is blotchy and ranges from sunburnt to farmers tan. Honestly, getting a good pic of myself is all about the angles. I don’t actually mind the terrible photos, they make me laugh hysterically. I’m not dumbContinue reading “Decisions, decisions”

I’ve not got anything to complain about, not a single thing, and yet.. I am lying here feeling a bit melancholy. Eggy noticed, cats just always seem to suspect these things. He’s planted himself to my side, which feels kinda ok. His presence makes my bit of sad feel almost a luxury. I’m not sureContinue reading “Odd how that happens”

My love flows. Away it goes it flows and flows and flows but, always in your direction.