Category Archives: Bexley Benton

People think Capricorns are cranky, angry, judgmental bad-asses, and we are..but, those who know us really well know we are also secretly adding googly eyes to stuff and laughing our asses off:

They titled this clip “How I met your mother!” But, I’m not like other people…I wouldn’t be able to marry him cause, I’d have already buried his body. 👅 Nobody lives after they see me dance.

Well, I almost had a copy editor for my Hamilton book…almost. Apparently, Children’s books are quite different from other genres and mine will need to be done by someone who specializes in that area. It’s kinda funny because Hamilton isn’t my normal genre and all my future books will probably not even be in thatContinue reading “Missed it by that much!”

Ever pushed carts in a snowstorm at a parking lot that hasn’t been plowed yet? I don’t fucking recommend it! They let me leave early because OMFG am I sore! I could only manage 3 carts at a time and even that was like pushing through peanut butter. Heating pad is, once again, my boyfriend.Continue reading “Sore as a MF”

Soo, it was 12 midnight and I was attempting to get some sleep finally. When, suddenly, out of nowhere, my brain goes…”I wonder if the honey in my cupboard has gone bad from when Shay was here, it’d be a shame if you wasted it” the voice sounded like my grandma, not gonna lie. Soo…IContinue reading “Oh honey,”

Ah yes! The after Christmas! Not nearly as much fun but, still needful. I cleaned out the cats’ litterbox, took out the trash and made myself brekkie. I wonder what I’ll get up to today.

I found these cute cookie-cutters at the store and decided to make sugar cookies with them. The box mix actually has sprinkles that go into the actual mix and I think they look cute! I might try it with them on top for the next mix (it came with two in the box, one SantaContinue reading “Making Sugar Cookies”

I am totally excited! Yup..I really am! How fucking cool is it that I am nearing 50?!! Holy Shit! That’s soo cool! I cannot wait to see what elderly me looks like as I get into my 60’s and 70’s. This shit is totally interesting. I know, I know… I’m supposed to wish back myContinue reading “I’m going to be 48 in January!”

I left work today after only working 3 hours. I hated doing it because things are truly awful on carts during the holidays right now, and this burdens my team…I hate it but, omg do I feel sick! My whole body is exhausted, sore, over stretched and just plain fucked up! I felt totally andContinue reading “I hate it but, I needed it”

Whelp, I’ve gone and freaked out my cats with the vaccum monster, once again! Don’t worry, they recovered quite nicely once it was sent back into its vaccum monster den, I promise. My place always feels more comforting when I’ve given it a bit of attention. I dusted and straighten, moved things about, and generallyContinue reading “The vaccum cleaner is the enemy!”

Every time something good happens I write it down. Funny moments, silly things that are said, warm moments that are fleeting and easily forgotten. I don’t write them down just for myself. I write them down because on the date of my death, I want people to know, that they mattered to me. That IContinue reading “It’s the littlest things you do”

Woke up at 6 am. England calling. Then, a text chat with Shay to discuss her application for employment to a higher paying job. Get it girl! Also, last night out of the clear blue! Summer decided to come sit on my chest. She head butted me. I learned that she’s a drooler, and hasContinue reading “Umm..ok then!”

Holy mac! My phone issued an emergency alert. The winds are up to 55 miles an hour and the thunderstorm is no freaking joke. I had to pull my cats out of their favorite cat tree. They weren’t happy about it but, my apartment windows are seriously cheap..very little protection if any debris comes flyingContinue reading “Emergency Alert”

I finally got to pet Summer. She’s been hiding under the couch and running from me for an entire week. I finally had to break my own code, that of letting them approach me..that wasn’t gonna work with Summer. Instead I brought her some Whitefish in a bowl and then pulled her out of hiding.Continue reading “Yay Summer!”

My heating pad kicks all your heating pads asses. Just sayin. I’d say I feel my age but, I’m not 102.

I cried this morning. I cried an extremely embarrassing amount. I was that miserable thinking about work tomorrow. That’s bad. Thing is, I know the next two weeks are going to be hardcore. I’m the only one scheduled and this is not normal or even partly ideal. On a normal day, you’d have an opener,Continue reading “Decision time”